Past Imperfect – #295 — Bonnywood Manor

Irene: “When I was a little girl, I dreamed of standing outside a wagon-wheeled bungalow while a dark-haired man tried to win my affections.” Cary: “How fascinating. When I was a little girl, I dreamed of wearing questionable socks and glossy short-shorts.” Irene: “That doesn’t sound right. Are you sure you didn’t dream of making […]

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The Dumb Kid and The Barber

     It was a sunny day in Portland, when a young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ” This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you”. The Barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ” which one do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.  ” What did I tell you?” said the Barber. ” That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ” Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied , ” because the day I take the dollar bill, the game is over !”